Tess’s Tumble

Tess mid-slip in the kitchen with spilled coffee and a turd underfoot while Beans watches from the counter.

A coffee spill, a tangled cord,
A morning rush she can’t afford.
But fate had plans beneath her boot —
A hidden turd. A slide. A scoot.
She hit the tiles with flat disdain…
Then sipped her cup. “It’s one of those days again.”

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