
Hank
Meet Hank
Age: 5
Favorite Drink: Puddle water — the muddier, the better.
Catchphrases: "You said run!"
Hank is a mid-sized goldendoodle with a heart full of joy and a brain full of squirrels. Fast, fluffy, and forever dirty, Hank lives for fetch, mud puddles, and dragging Ben around the neighborhood like a rag doll. He’s loyal to a fault and absolutely convinced everyone wants to be his best friend — even Cupcake, who very much does not.
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Check out exclusive Hank mugs, t-shirts, notebooks, and more below!
Hank's Merchandise




Mr Poop Man Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid - Zero Craps Given
Mr Poop Man Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid - Zero Craps Given










































Mr Poop Map Mug with Color Inside - Zero Craps Given
Mr Poop Map Mug with Color Inside - Zero Craps Given



Mr Poop Man Spiral Notebook - Blame the Dog
Mr Poop Man Spiral Notebook - Blame the Dog



Mr Poop Man Spiral Notebook - "Tactical Poop Log"
Mr Poop Man Spiral Notebook - "Tactical Poop Log"




Mr Poop Man Pet bowl - Hank w/ Poop Bags
Mr Poop Man Pet bowl - Hank w/ Poop Bags














Mr Poop Man Mug with Color Inside - Hank "You Said Run - I Listened"
Mr Poop Man Mug with Color Inside - Hank "You Said Run - I Listened"