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Tess
Meet Tess
Age: 39
Favorite Drink: Triple espresso or Cuban coffee only.
Catchphrases: "If it’s not espresso, it’s water." / "It’s not a breakup, it’s a realignment."
Tess is Jess’s identical twin — but that’s where the similarities end. Loud, impulsive, and powered by caffeine, Tess is a one-woman tornado of chaos. She owns a loud, neon-splashed hair studio and has a new situationship every time she visits. Wild, opinionated, and never without an espresso in hand, Tess is the sister Ben never knew he didn’t want but can’t escape.
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