Meet Ben

Age: 38

Favorite Drink: Chai Tea

Catchphrases: "Life’s messy — scoop accordingly."

Ben is the heart of Mr. Poop Man — late 30s, Star Wars over Star Trek, chai tea in hand, and always one step behind the chaos. Once a movie theater ticket collector, now a mysterious hybrid tech guy who no one at work really understands. He’s great at baking bread but a serial killer of sourdough starters. Ben’s life is a daily battle against litter boxes, poop bags, and endless fur, but he’s rolling with it — gut, dog hair, and all.