The Elevator Incident

Ben trapped in an elevator with Hank mid-poop beside him while the lights flicker and the doors remain closed.

Just made it in — the doors slid shut,
A sniff, a twitch… my stomach’s gut.
I looked at Hank. He looked away.
Then crouched and let one loose midway.
Five floors to go. No button saves.
We rose in silence, steep in waves.

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