Meet Jess

Age: 39

Favorite Drink: Green Tea

Catchphrases: "Maybe you should try meditating." / "Six months wiser, six months better."

Jess is the calm in the chaos of Mr. Poop Man — smart, organized, and six months older than Ben (and she’ll remind you). A freelance graphic designer with a love for green tea, yoga, and quiet K-dramas, Jess is the backbone of the house. She’s a firm believer in minimalism, neat bookshelves, and the healing power of a deep sigh when Ben forgets to scoop the litter box again.