Meet Lena & Shonda

Lena

Age: 27

Favorite Drink: Protein smoothies — extra spinach, extra attitude.

Catchphrases: "It’s not about winning. It’s about crushing."

Lena is always on the move — literally. A marathon-obsessed Uber driver, she’s never seen without running shoes and a new playlist. Competitive to her core, she can turn anything into a race, whether it’s lawn mowing or grocery shopping. If you see someone sprinting past at 5AM, it’s probably Lena logging her daily 15 miles before breakfast.

Shonda

Age: 62

Favorite Drink: Sweet tea — lots of ice, lots of lemon.

Catchphrases: "That sounds like a you problem." / "Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys me not running marathons."

Shonda hit the jackpot — literally. After winning the lottery, she retired early and now focuses on enjoying life at a perfect porch-sitting pace. She’s calm, unbothered, and owns an impressive collection of neon lawn ornaments and inflatable pool toys. Shonda’s advice? Spend wisely, chill often, and never let anyone talk you into cardio.