Meet Miso

Age: 8

Favorite Drink: Lukewarm sink water.

Catchphrases: "You missed a spot."

Miso is the queen of the house — fluffy, judgmental, and way too dignified for your nonsense. Known for her silent stares and occasional passive-aggressive hairball placement, she watches the world from her throne (usually the laundry basket). Miso pretends she doesn’t care, but she always knows exactly where Ben’s bread is cooling and how to knock over his mug without even trying.